yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours
Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them.
stop making fancy products meant to “prevent rape” and start beating rapists mercilessly with varying sizes of hammers
Your haiku could not be found.
Try again later.
As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.