relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
Sorry for the inactiveness, been on vacation since Saturday and the wi-fi here is the WORST, like it makes you enter the wifi all over again every hour.
|doctor:||sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding|
|me:||tell me thats not sick|
|doctor:||haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude|
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr